Look, nobody makes the PFA Premier League Team of the Year by accident. When people in 10 years’ time gaze upon Wes Morgan’s place in the all-hallowed XI of 2015/16, they may wonder if it’s the same guy who didn’t look up to much in his first top-flight season. But of course, picking him made perfect sense at the time – and it was absolutely deserved.
And so it is with these 10 players, officially voted as the best in their position that season, only to be remembered by history as apparently being footballers at the time. We’re not saying that selecting them in a PFA Premier League Team of the Year was wrong, as such; we’re just recalling that Crash won 2006’s Oscar for Best Picture.
If you remember any of these players being the very finest that the Premier League had to offer, you’re either lying or related to them.
David Bardsley (QPR, 1992/93)
Managed by Gerry Francis and sponsored by Classic FM, Queens Park Rangers managed a creditable fifth place in the first Premier League campaign, the highest of all London teams. Bardsley’s defensive performances earned him two England caps under the ever-generous Graham Taylor, followed by a place in the 1992/93 PFA Team of the Year – all while being totally unrecognisable to anyone outside west London.
At one point you could buy Bardsley’s PFA medal for a mere £375. What are you waiting for?
Stig Inge Bjornebye (Liverpool, 1996/97)
After making his debut in Liverpool’s biggest defeat for 16 years (a 5-1 trousering by Coventry) and then missing a whole season with a broken leg, Bjornebye deserved a bit of luck. And the Norwegian was arguably fortunate to be included in the PFA Premier League Team of the Year for his one and only good season at Anfield.
There was no doubting his crossing ability; there was much doubting his commitment to defending. He wasn’t first choice for long.
Sylvinho (Arsenal, 2000/01)
You’d think it’s implied that a PFA Team of the Year candidate must feature regularly for their club. Apparently not.
Sylvinho started 23 Premier League matches in each of his two seasons at Arsenal, with the first half of the 1999/2000 campaign spent easing Nigel Winterburn out of the left-back position, and the second half of 2000/01 spent watching Ashley Cole from the subs’ bench.
Yet despite being picked only 60% of the time, added to the fact that his grand total of three league starts after January including a 6-1 humiliation by Manchester United and a 3-0 home defeat to Middlesbrough (in which he scored past his own keeper), Sylvinho was selected as the division’s best left-back. Embarrassed, he promptly left for Celta Vigo.
Steve Finnan (Fulham, 2001/02)
There’s normally no shame in finishing 13th following promotion, but Fulham had spent nearly £35m, which was a lot of money 15 years ago. Tipped for Europe, they fell well short (no, winning the Intertoto Cup doesn’t count).
None of this was Finnan’s fault, admittedly. The full-back, who’d helped Fulham to two promotions in three years, won the club’s player-of-the-season award in their Premier League bow. Even so, being the best ingredient in an underwhelming side rarely merits a place in the PFA Team of the Year.
Tim Howard (Manchester United, 2003/04)
See, they’re not all full-backs!
A fine goalkeeper and America’s one-time Secretary of Defense (bloody Trump), Howard enjoyed 13 years in the Premier League and arguably deserves more recognition – but his Best Goalkeeper award in 2003/04 was generous.
While the New Jerseyite was hardly awful for a stopper making the big step up from MLS, he wasn’t convincing either – to the point that he’d only just regained the No.1 jersey from Roy Carroll when he was announced in the PFA’s Team of the Year.
Howard conceded 31 goals in 32 games as Manchester United finished 15 points behind Arsenal’s Invincibles and their ever-present keeper Jens Lehmann. In Europe, his last-minute error sent United crashing out of the Champions League to eventual winners Porto, while Jose Mourinho sprinted down the touchline of his future club.
Howard played just 13 more league games before being jettisoned to Everton.
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